A Doctor to Dragons is Launched!

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A new hilarious collection of short stories by G.Scott Huggins has been released today by Superversive Press:

The Dark Lord’s favorite dragon is constipated. Dr. James DeGrande, veterinarian and orc-slayer, is going to have to deal with it.

This one could get messy.

“Everyone says it was better in the Good Old Days. Before the Dark Lord covered the land in His Second Darkness.

As far as I can tell, it wasn’t that much better. Even then, everyone cheered the heroes who rode unicorns into combat against dragons, but no one ever remembered who treated the unicorns’ phosphine burns afterward. Of course, that was when dragons were something to be killed. Today I have to save one. Know what fewmets are? No? Then make a sacrifice of thanks right now to whatever gods you worship, because today I have to figure a way to get them flowing back out of the Dark Lord’s favorite dragon. Yeah, from the other end. And that’s just my most illustrious client. I’ve got orcs and trolls who might eat me and dark elf barons who might sue me if their bloodhawks and chimeras don’t pull through. And that doesn’t even consider the possibility that the old bag with the basilisk might show up.

The only thing that’s gone right this evening is finding Harriet to be my veterinary assistant. She’s almost a witch, which just might save us both. If we don’t get each other killed first.”

If that wasn’t enough, here is a promotional video (thought up during a sleep-deprived creative frenzy) that inflicts my vocal stylings upon your ears, and I must warn you it shall not be the last such torture to accompany a book launch, so be afraid!

Click the image below to grab the book for yourself.

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The paperback version can be found here

For those of you who want to subject yourself to the full song, see below:

Caption This! week #9

Howdy all! The caption wasn’t able to fit on the picture, so it will be above the image.

Congrats to Ben Zwycky! With the caption:

“Are you sure this will work? I’ve never visited the dentist via skype before.”

“I said keep your mouth open and say ‘Ahhh'”

Now, long ago the question was asked, “What does the fox say?”

But now I ask you…. “What does the Dropbear say?????”

Caption This! week #7

Man, we had some really great ones this week! But this one had to be the best, just because it was so incredibly painful and funny! Thanks a lot for that, Josh Young.

Honorable mention: “It’s the Circle of Deaaaaaaath…”

This week’s photo was picked by one of my brothers, enjoy!

 

Caption This! week #6

Hey all!

I got a fun one this week! Star Wars fans raise your hands! Which….. is probably everyone here. Is there any nerd or geek that isn’t a fan of some aspect of Star Wars? If there is, I want to meet them.

Anyway, here’s your picture!

 

And the winner of last weeks caption is: 

Caption This! week #5

I’m so sorry, I totally forgot about this yesterday :p But don’t worry! Better late than never!

The game still continues with this fabulous picture! (Because it reminds me a Castle in the Sky, which I just recently watched)

 

And congrats to Scholar-at-Arms for the caption of last weeks photo! (I would die so hard if I ever come upon something like that in a game. And by die, I mean die laughing. I don’t think that thing could kill anyone. Unless I had a REALLY weak character…. ) 

Anyway, have a good week y’all!

Caption This! week #2

Welcome back! In case you missed it, Caption This is a new game on the SuperversiveSF blog.

The rules are simple: Look at this week’s picture, think of a funny/witty/amusing caption, and post that caption in the comments below! Here’s your picture, 1… 2… 3… GO!

 

 

And congratulations to last week’s winner: Astrosorceror