As we learned last week, Bacon will make you immortal because Science!(TM) (or something) and then I found this recipe for Bacon Fried Oreos. You can learn how to make them yourself at OhBiteIt. I want to give this a go! Let me know if you try it yourself. Candied Bacon is glorious and wonderful but this might be even better.
According to Science Bacon may help prolong your life due to its high amounts of Niacin. So in the interests of living as long as possible, I shall now make this my staple meal. I expect to live forever.