COVID-19 Strategies

With a plague adding to the fulfillment of cyberpunk as the dominant representation of reality (See also: artificial meats, Amazon and Applegiant world-consuming corporations, delivery drones, hacking an ever present fact of life), it is perhaps time to look for some strategies for dealing with the plague du jour. One can wash their hands and disinfect things and generally be smart about going places full of people, sure. But really, doesn’t this sum it up the best?

Alternatively, the Babylon Bee suggests smearing Chick-Fil-A Sauce on your doorposts.

About Joshua Young 45 Articles
Joshua M. Young lives in Columbus, Ohio with his wife, son, and two more feral cats than the optimal number of feral cats. (That is, zero.) He holds a Master of Divinity from Ashland Theological Seminary, and yes, he's quite aware that writing this kind of stuff isn't exactly what you'd expect from a trained theologian. A life long lover of science fiction and fantasy, one of his earliest memories involves some confusion with a Klingon Bird of Prey and an X-Wing in the middle of a theater showing The Search for Spock, and, once upon a time, he could select the desired Robotech novel from his bookshelf, in the dark, by the feel of its spine. (Don't ask why that was a necessary skill. He couldn't tell you.) He has been published in numerous anthologies, including Planetary: Mercury, Planetary: Venus, and Tales of the Once and Future King.

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